Category Archives: Conversations With Stuff
Conversations With Stuff: Nerves
Brain: Alright, time to work!
Nerves: Nervous.
Brain: Oh, for…why?
Nerves: I don’t know.
Brain: Of course. Here, drink some tea, while I tell the hands to dial out a number to our client.
Nerves: NO DON’T!
Brain: why NOT?!
Nerves: NERVOUS!
Brain: That’s not a compelling reason. We have to do our job or we’ll get fired.
Nerves: WE’RE GOING TO GET FIRED!
Brain: That’s not what I intended you to focus on…
Nerves: EATING OUT OF TRASH CANS!
Brain: Okay, just calm down…
Nerves: DYING IN A GUTTER!
Brain: It’s just one little phone call…
Nerves: NERVOUS!
Brain: I don’t care!
Nerves: THE PLANET IS DOOMED!
Brain: Okay…what?!
Nerves: We won’t have water! Or food! We’ll all be starving and fighting ourselves to extinction! So we need to quit our job! And become farmers so we can fend for ourselves!
Brain:…you really don’t want to make this phone call, do you?
Nerves: I CAN’T SEE THEIR FACE!
Brain: Alright…well, if that’s how you feel, how about I go and talk to our boss then and—
Nerves: NERVOUS!
Brain: That’s what I thought. I’m dialing.
Conversations with Stuff: Hair
Me: Hey there, hair.
Hair: Good morning! What are we doing today?!
Me: Well…
Hair: Straightening? Curling? Some fancy Game of Thrones hair style you always wanted to do?
Someday…
Me: About that…now, I don’t want you to freak out… Read the rest of this entry
Conversations With Stuff: Jogs and Whipped Cream
Recently I’ve taken to posting fake/semi-true conversations with my body or inanimate objects on my Facebook wall. And I thought, why not blog them as well? So welcome to my new “Conversations with Stuff” series! And my first one for the blog occurred tonight :D.
Brain: Huzzah! We finished a jog! Don’t you feel good, body?!
Thoughts from the Test Chamber 