Conversations with Stuff: Hair
Me: Hey there, hair.
Hair: Good morning! What are we doing today?!
Me: Well…
Hair: Straightening? Curling? Some fancy Game of Thrones hair style you always wanted to do?
Someday…
Me: About that…now, I don’t want you to freak out…
Hair: Why, what’s wrong? Are you shaving me?!
Me: No, no, nothing like that…it’s just…well, the weather…it’s gotten a bit…
Hair:…
Me:….
Hair:………..
Me:…Humid….
Hair: GASP!
Me: But if you could just keep calm today—
Hair: FRIIIIIZZZZZZZZ
Me: Because there’s no need to do that!
Hair: FRIZZ TIME!
Me: Please hold still–
Hair: EXPAND!
Me: While I put this product in…
Hair: ALL THE DIRECTIONS!
Me: Crap’s sake. That’s it, we’re going into a pony.
Hair: NO! YOU CANNOT CONTAIN US! IT’S FRIZZ SEASON! A TIME TO CELEBRATE!
Me: It’s for your own good!
Hair: HAIR FASCIST!
Me: That is the biggest over exaggeration I’ve heard today.
Hair: DON’T YOU WANT TO LOOK LIKE RIVER SONG?!
Me: She has sexy frizz. Your frizz is anything but.
Hair: HOW CAN I LEARN TO BE SEXY IF YOU DON’T LET ME BREATHE AND CREATE?!
Me:…
Hair: (puppy dog eyes)
Me: I’m getting an elastic.
Hair: I’M GOING TO STICK OUT IN WEIRD PLACES!
Me: Of course you are.
Posted on June 25, 2014, in Conversations With Stuff and tagged conversations with stuff, hair. Bookmark the permalink. 6 Comments.
Thoughts from the Test Chamber 
Your hair does look like River’s now that I think about it. And gods I hate frizz season. It makes me wish short hair looked good on me or that shaving my head was an option.
Indeed! And it’s weird when my straight haired friends get jealous of my mop
It’s weird. And when people ask what product you have in because it looks great when there’s nothing and you hate it. *headdesk*
I think you mean Hair Fascist, not hair facist… just saying.
I THOUGHT that’s what it was! But nothing was correcting me, so I left it as is
That’s the problem with relying on spell checkers- if the wrong word just means something else, it won’t tell you.