Conversations With Stuff: Nerves
Brain: Alright, time to work!
Brain: Oh, for…why?
Nerves: I don’t know.
Brain: Of course. Here, drink some tea, while I tell the hands to dial out a number to our client.
Nerves: NO DON’T!
Brain: why NOT?!
Brain: That’s not a compelling reason. We have to do our job or we’ll get fired.
Nerves: WE’RE GOING TO GET FIRED!
Brain: That’s not what I intended you to focus on…
Nerves: EATING OUT OF TRASH CANS!
Brain: Okay, just calm down…
Nerves: DYING IN A GUTTER!
Brain: It’s just one little phone call…
Brain: I don’t care!
Nerves: THE PLANET IS DOOMED!
Nerves: We won’t have water! Or food! We’ll all be starving and fighting ourselves to extinction! So we need to quit our job! And become farmers so we can fend for ourselves!
Brain:…you really don’t want to make this phone call, do you?
Nerves: I CAN’T SEE THEIR FACE!
Brain: Alright…well, if that’s how you feel, how about I go and talk to our boss then and—
Brain: That’s what I thought. I’m dialing.
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