Stress Dreams: Hey there Manda!

Me: Hey there Stress Dreams. Look, I know you love torturing my psyche, but maybe you could give it a rest for tonight? I really do need to sleep.

Stress Dreams: That’s okay! I’ve changed my ways! Look, it’s a dream about getting a new, awesomely paid job that you enjoy!

Me: Woah!

Stress Dreams: Look how awesome the office is!

Me: So many windows!

Stress Dreams: And you make 15k more than you do now!

Me: I CAN BUY A PS4!

Stress Dreams: Seems pretty amazing and real, doesn’t it?

Me: It really does! I feel great!

Stress Dreams: Now wake up.

Me: What do you….STRESS DREAMS!

Stress Dreams: PA HAHAHAHAH, ENJOY COLD HARD REALITY, LOSER!

Me: Not cool, Stress Dreams.

Stress Dreams: You’re right. Fall back asleep.

Me:…Okay…hey, I still have the dream job. That’s not so bad.

Stress Dreams: Except now you have to tell your current boss that you’re GIVING TWO WEEKS NOTICE AFTER EIGHT YEARS OF EMPLOYMENT!

Me: AHHHH! CONFRONTATIONS!

Stress Dreams: MWA HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA!

Me: I’m gonna wake up!

Stress Dreams: I WON’T LET YOU!

Me: I HATE YOUUUU!