Errol: Is there something on my face?

Me: No, why?

Errol: You keep looking at my nose and mouth.

Me: No, there’s nothing on your face, I just can’t look you in the eye.

Errol: How is it that I STILL intimidate you?

Me: I thought that would be obvious.

Errol: (sticks out tongue)

Me:…what are you doing?

Errol: If you can’t look me in the eye, you  might as well look at my tongue!

Me: This is your ploy to get me to look you in the eye?

Errol: Yup.

Me:…it’s working.

Errol: *SMUGFACE*

You know the face.