This is a battle I have every day. To be fair, it might just be our server that’s slow and not poor, simple minded Quickbooks (the accounting software I use) but nonetheless, this is the five minutes I have to deal with most days:

Manda: Crap…I typed in the wrong password. Hey, Quickbooks!

QB: Hang on!

Manda: I typed in the wrong—

QB: HANG ON! I’M THINKING!

Manda: No, that’s just it, you don’t need to, I know what’s wrong—

QB: Why can’t I log in?!

Manda: Because—

QB: I have to think about this!

Manda:…

QB:…

Manda:……..

QB:……YOU TYPED IN THE WRONG PASSWORD!

Manda: Yes, I—

QB: IS CAPS LOCK ON?!

Manda:…I loathe you.