Conversations with Stuff: Quickbooks
This is a battle I have every day. To be fair, it might just be our server that’s slow and not poor, simple minded Quickbooks (the accounting software I use) but nonetheless, this is the five minutes I have to deal with most days:
Manda: Crap…I typed in the wrong password. Hey, Quickbooks!
QB: Hang on!
Manda: I typed in the wrong—
QB: HANG ON! I’M THINKING!
Manda: No, that’s just it, you don’t need to, I know what’s wrong—
QB: Why can’t I log in?!
QB: I have to think about this!
QB:……YOU TYPED IN THE WRONG PASSWORD!
Manda: Yes, I—
QB: IS CAPS LOCK ON?!
Manda:…I loathe you.