Conversations With Stuff: The Fly
Manda: Alright, time to sit down, relax and get some work done.
Manda: What the—
Manda: How did you get in?
Fly: hhhhhhHHHHIIIIiiiiii HI!
Manda: Fine, just stay out of my way and let me concentrate–
Manda: That is the opposite of letting me concentrate.
Manda: (gets out fly swatter)
Fly: LIVING ROOM!
Manda:…that’s better (goes back to typing)
Fly: Wantthescreen (bump) Wantthescreen (bump) Wantthescreen (bump) Wantthescreen
Manda: THAT’S it! (grabs fly swatter again) You are now my prey.
Fly: Escape ESCAPE ESCAPE ESSSCAAAAPE!
Manda: (flailing wildly) you have to land sometime.
Manda: Do you think that will stop me?!
Manda: You aren’t nearly as fun as Glados.