Conversations With Stuff: The Fly
Manda: Alright, time to sit down, relax and get some work done.
Fly: hhhhhhHHHIIIIIIiiiiiii
Manda: What the—
Fly: ffffFFFLLLLLYYYyyyying!
Manda: How did you get in?
Fly: hhhhhhHHHHIIIIiiiiii HI!
Manda: Fine, just stay out of my way and let me concentrate–
Fly: llllliiiikeyourHAIR!
Manda: That is the opposite of letting me concentrate.
Fly: circlecirclecirclecirclecircle
Manda: (gets out fly swatter)
Fly: LIVING ROOM!
Manda:…that’s better (goes back to typing)
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Fly: fffooooundyourEAR!
Manda: AH!
Fly: Wantthescreen (bump) Wantthescreen (bump) Wantthescreen (bump) Wantthescreen
Manda: THAT’S it! (grabs fly swatter again) You are now my prey.
Fly: Escape ESCAPE ESCAPE ESSSCAAAAPE!
Manda: (flailing wildly) you have to land sometime.
Fly: DISHES!
Manda: Do you think that will stop me?!
*CRASH TUMBLE*
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Fly: ssssstiiillALIVE
Manda: You aren’t nearly as fun as Glados.
Posted on July 15, 2014, in Conversations With Stuff and tagged conversations with stuff, fly. Bookmark the permalink. 3 Comments.
Thoughts from the Test Chamber 
Next time I see a fly the battle is on. Not that it isn’t already on when I see a fly…
Manda — this is so funny! Happens to me far too much. I have a flyswatter in just about every room of my apartment (not that it intimidates the flies) so I can pretend I am the one in control.
Hahahahaha, someday they will pay